Breakups suck. Ghosting sucks. And getting emotionally wrecked by someone with poor communication skills? Yeah... that definitely sucks.
Whether you’re going through it—or you know someone who is—let Jasper the Magical Corgi deliver the perfect post-breakup pick-me-up. 🐶✨
This custom 30–60 second video is part pep talk, part spiritual drag, and all heart. Jasper blends light roasting (of the ex, obviously), emotional support, and a little magic to remind the recipient they’re so much better off.
Each video includes:
💔 A personalized, post-breakup pep talk
🔥 A light roast of the heartbreaker (no mercy)
🐾 Jasper’s signature charm, encouragement, and corgi wisdom
✨ A reminder that heartbreak is temporary—but hotness is forever
Perfect for:
Friends or family going through a breakup, ghosting, divorce, or dramatic “it’s complicated”
Yourself, because healing is self-care
Anyone who needs a laugh, a cry, and a gentle cosmic push to unfollow their ex
Breakup Boost: A Message from Jasper
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🎬 30–60 second personalized video message
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💔 Includes the recipient’s name + details you provide about the breakup
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🐶 Tone: Supportive, funny, and lovingly roasty (aimed at the ex, not you!)
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🎁 Perfect for gifting to a friend, family member, or yourself
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💌 Delivered digitally via email within 1–2 business days
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📱 No physical shipping—this is a digital product only
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🚫 All sales final—each message is custom-made by Jasper with love (and sass)
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